Hey, dood! It's your pal Prinny here! Break out the sardine-and-chocolate cake, everyone, 'cause it's my birthday! A day for me to kick back, relax, and not have to worry about getting punished by Lord Laharl or Master Etna—
...Huh? What's that?
Wait, we have how many birthdays to celebrate today?!
And you want me to tell everyone about them?!
There goes my day off, dood...
CHECK OUT THE ANNIVERSARY VOD
That's right, dood! We've got five different anniversaries to ring in! NIS is celebrating 30 years of classic games, and the folks at NISA are celebrating their 20th year of bringing those games to fans outside of Japan!
If you can believe it, we're also celebrating 25 years of Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure and, of course, 20 years of Disgaea—which also means 20 years of Prinny, dood!
Anyway, what goes best with birthdays? Presents, of course!
These presents aren't for me though, dood: they're for you! We've got plenty for NIS fans to enjoy, old and new alike, dood!
Let's see what we've got to unwrap here, dood!
Lil' Disgaea Plushes
They're finally here, dood! Lil' Laharl, Lil' Etna, and Lil' Flonne are ready to take the Netherworld (and your hearts!) by storm! Bring home the most adorable little HL-raisers you've ever seen today! Don't tell anyone, dood, but I've already got my preorder in...using Mid-Boss' card. He won’t notice, right?PREORDER LIL' LAHARL PREORDER LIL' ETNA PREORDER LIL' FLONNE
Mini Plump Prinny Plush
It's me, dood, in all my plump glory! Sure, I might be a little tinier than you remember, but that just makes it easier for me to look so adorable! Put me on your shelf, your gaming setup, or wherever you need a little more Prinny in your life, dood! Just don't go throwing me around, okay? I'm pretty sure most of you don't have explosion insurance, dood!PREORDER MINI PRINNY
Disgaea 20 Years of Raising HL Anniversary Pint Glass Set, 1000-pc Puzzle, & Acrylic Art Print
Level up your drinkware with heroes from the Disgaea series, dood! These pint glasses showcase the baddest heroes around, including a couple new faces, ready to add some Netherworld flair to your dining ware! Anyone up for a nice cold one? No? Fine, more sardine smoothies for me, dood.LEVEL UP YOUR DRINKWARE
That's not all, dood! We've got a 1000-piece puzzle with this stylish art on full display, waiting to be assembled by you, your loved ones, your enemies, your frenemies—whoever you want to build it with, dood!BUILD DISGAEA HISTORY
If you're looking for something new to decorate your gaming space with, we're also offering this design as an acrylic art print! What better way to commemorate 20 Years of Raising HL, dood? (Hey, that’s a good name! Someone should write this down.)SHOW OFF YOUR DISGAEA CRED
NIS All-Stars Decorative Pillow
Now, it may be my birthday, but I'm glad to share the spotlight with some of my fellow NIS All-Stars, dood! Featuring characters from across the vast library of NIS games, this decorative pillow makes for a stylish way to remember all the adventures we've had over the years...and all the adventures yet to come, dood!BRING HOME THE HISTORY
That's a lot of merch, dood! But we're not done yet; the party's just getting started!
Drumroll, dood! Introducing…
Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless Limited Edition
ESRB Rating: Pending
Welcome to Hinomoto, dood! A land where nobility is on the outs, and mayhem runs rampant! Join the samurai Fuji and the otaku Pirilika as they traverse the different Netherworlds of Hinomoto, gathering plenty of wacky allies and crossing paths with dangerous enemies! With new features like Jumbification, four new classes, and whole new Netherworlds to explore, you won't want to miss the best Disgaea yet…
…or this jumbo-sized Limited Edition, dood!
Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless Limited Edition includes:
- Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless Deluxe Edition for PS4™, PS5™ or Nintendo Switch™
- “The Art of War” Hardcover Art Book
- “Songs of Honor” 2-Disc Original Soundtrack
- Mini Byoubu Art Display
- “Netherworld Warriors” Yunomi Tea Cup
- Collector’s Box
I bet I'd be so cool as a samurai, dood. I could stand dramatically on a building while the wind howls, shouting things like "HONOR THIS!" at my enemies while doing flips and sword tricks... But hey, getting jumbo-sized is fun too, dood!PREORDER TODAY
We're not done yet, dood! Check this out!PREORDER LIL' FUJI PREORDER LIL' PIRILIKA
We've also got a stylish desk mat, showing off all the different characters and classes you'll encounter in your Hinomoto adventure...including me, of course! (Do you see me there! Riiiight there!!! On the left, dood?!)NAB THE MAT
Hey, it looks like Fuji's fitting right in with the “Netherworld Warriors” of Disgaea in this stunning acrylic art print. This exclusive artwork is only available on the NISA Online Store, so you won't find something this cool anywhere else. Be sure to snag yours today, dood!SNAG THE PRINT
Now, was that everything…? Hey, do you hear something, dood? That almost sounds like...music?
Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles Limited Edition
ESRB Rating: Pending
Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles Limited Edition is also available for Nintendo Switch™!
Dood, I can't believe it! Rhapsody is back! This two-game collection features the sequels to Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, never before released outside of Japan! Take a trip through romance with Kururu, the daughter of Rhapsody's Cornet and Ferdinand, in Rhapsody II: Ballad of the Little Princess! Then, dive into the past as the story of the Marl Kingdom approaches its curtain call in Rhapsody III: Memories of the Marl Kingdom! With improved visuals, heartfelt stories, and plenty of tunes to tap your feet to, Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles is the definitive way to play these classic titles, dood!
And naturally, a definitive collection deserves an equally definitive Limited Edition to go along with it!
Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles Limited Edition includes:
- Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles Deluxe Edition for Nintendo Switch™ or PS5™
- “Memories in Melody” Hardcover Art Book
- “Ballad of the Little Princess” 2-disc Original Soundtrack
- “Memories of the Marl Kingdom”: 2-disc Original Soundtrack
- “Royal Crescendo” Art Cards (Set of 3)
- “Overture of Adventure” Acrylic Display
- “Generations of Song” Acrylic Display
- “The Show Must Go On” 17” x 24” Cloth Poster
- Collector’s Box
But wait! There’s more, dood! To commemorate the grand return of Rhapsody, we'll also be releasing the "Harmonious Heroes" Acrylic Art Print, featuring the many heroes of this classic franchise!CHECK OUT THE PRINT
Y’know, dood, I could probably start a band, but I don't think the Netherworld is ready for the musical stylings of "Explosive Prinny" just yet. Maybe someday, dood...
Well, well, well… I wonder who that handsome devil is, dood?
VISIT THE ONLINE STORE
Be sure to keep an eye out for the stylish shipping tape we'll be using in mid February, dood! Featuring yours truly, we're bringing some Disgaea flair to our packaging, dood!
Breaking news: Lord Laharl is looking for a new vassal, dood! One lucky winner will receive a Lil’ Disgaea Plush of their choice, and the honor of being Lord Laharl’s newest vassal, dood!
…should I be concerned about my job security, dood?ENTER THE SWEEPSTAKES
Keep the party going for as long as you want, dood! Celebrate the NIS 30th Anniversary whenever and wherever with these awesome wallpapers! Check out a sneak peek at the two wallpapers above, and click the picture for the full-size images!
I’d save these myself, but I don’t have a computer or phone of my own, dood. Master Etna says they're distracting, but we see her using hers all the time... The afterlife is unfair, dood.VISIT THE ANNIVERSARY HUB
Man, this was one wild birthday bash, dood! I can't remember the last time I had this much fun... Well, maybe one time.
Those were some good times, dood.
I'm glad we could share all of these fantastic milestones and spectacular announcements with each and every one of you, dood! We wouldn't have been able to make it to all these anniversaries without your help, after all! You've shown us endless support over the years, and we couldn't be more grateful for your continued passion for our titles, dood.
This year is especially going to be one HL of a great one, and we can't wait to share with you what's in store, dood!
Whew, that was a lot to go through, dood. Maybe I'll take a nap after this slice of cake… What’s that? An All-Fins-On-Deck meeting? Well, it was fun while it lasted, dood.
Thanks for partying it up with us! See you later, dood!